you break her heart- you buy your self a new coffin. she doesn’t fall in love often, she told her self she should know better than to fuck with somebody that don’t know better.
- parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
- me: well they turned into a cunt
how does one tell a boy that one likes him
I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:
- text them and start playing one of those 20q games
- if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
- if they ask “You like anyone?”
reply Yeah, you.
- If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”
dude that is genius
slow clappin’ it out.